Chuck Norris platform

[paranday]

Why would he put his name on a plastic platform? Someone ought to talk to that boy,

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/spo/2047631021.html

[PIEFURZ]

Wonder if it's better than the plastic board that Everlast has out now. Is it possible that the bag is any good? I have some gloves that I bought in Korea sometime in the mid 80s and tried them on a couple years back, the padding was all dried up. I might take a look at this one since it's in my neighborhood.

[Biff]

Why would he put his name on a plastic platform? Someone ought to talk to that boy.

Careful when talking about Chuck:

•When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
•Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
•Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
•Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
•Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
•Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
•Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
•Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
•Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
•Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
•Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
•Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
•Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
•Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
•Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
•Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
•The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris.
•The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

[paranday]

•Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

I get your point. Like I was saying, it's one hell of a plastic platform.

[Biff]

I get your point. Like I was saying, it's one hell of a plastic platform.

[paranday]

...I might take a look at this one since it's in my neighborhood.

I see the listing is gone. Did you take a look at it?

[PIEFURZ]

didn't go look, other things going on.

[Speedbag]

I see the listing is gone. Did you take a look at it?

It didn't last.

the speed of a Chuck Norris punch can melt plastic.

[jumpcannon]

I was gonna type something about Chuck Norris....but i seen him peeking in my window and decided not to!

[Speedbag]

I was gonna type something about Chuck Norris....but i seen him peeking in my window and decided not to!

Chuck Norris Knows if You are sleeping
Chuck Norris knows if you're awake
Chuck Norris knows if you've been bad or good

(So be good for goodness sake...)



Yes - it was originally written for him.

[paranday]

Re-listed. Twenty Buck Chuck

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/tag/2087610651.html

[metaldad]

Careful when talking about Chuck:

•When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
•Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
•Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
•Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
•Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
•Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
•Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
•Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
•Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
•Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
•Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
•Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
•Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
•Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
•Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
•Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
•The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris.
•The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

I wonder if DOS XX had Chuck in mind when they started "The Most Interesting Man In The World" campaign? The guy in the commercial does have a beard....and it's included on his organ donor card......if it rains, it's because he's thinking about something sad. If you were stuck in an elevator with him, you wouldn't want to be rescued. His business card simply says:"I'LL CALL YOU".............the similarities are endless. If he punched you in the face, you would be grateful for the experience.

[Speedbag]

I wonder if DOS XX had Chuck in mind when they started "The Most Interesting Man In The World" campaign? The guy in the commercial does have a beard....and it's included on his organ donor card......if it rains, it's because he's thinking about something sad. If you were stuck in an elevator with him, you wouldn't want to be rescued. His business card simply says:"I'LL CALL YOU".............the similarities are endless. If he punched you in the face, you would be grateful for the experience.

Yes, but the DOS XX bottles have traces of Kryptonite in them, and it made Chuck Norris Look weak. Chuck Norris hates to look weak.

[toolboxdiver]

LMAO, this just keeps getting better

[Speedbag]

LMAO, this just keeps getting better

When Chuck Norris is involved, things always get better.

(unless your a bad guy.. Chuck Norris IS an honorary Texas Ranger )

I feel safer already.