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Speedbag

11-14-2011, 01:26 PM

Be careful punching bags made of Cowhide (http://www.dinodirect.com/ProductImages/ProductID-351703.html) or your workout may end in udder failure.

:rolleyes:

paranday

11-14-2011, 04:19 PM

Be careful about punching udders, a cow can kick your head clean off.

Speedbag

11-14-2011, 09:39 PM

Be careful about punching udders, a cow can kick your head clean off.

Cowabunga! that's gotta hurt.

ventanakaz

11-15-2011, 03:06 PM

good one ;-)

spinsmashpop

11-15-2011, 06:59 PM

How many speed baggers does it take to screw in a swivel?
4....1 to screw it in and 3 to say how Alan Kahn would have done it better!

BAG

ON!!!!

MsDeville

11-17-2011, 01:00 PM

I don't have an original speed bag joke, but I found this on YouTube when I googled "speed bag jokes."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLGA20fWdFc

:)

paranday

11-17-2011, 01:56 PM

I don't have an original speed bag joke, but I found this on YouTube when I googled "speed bag jokes."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLGA20fWdFc

:)
Hah, and the evangelist Showtime Johnny Pal tagged him and got a conversation going about salvation for his rig. Mr. Showtime really gets around.

Zaza

11-17-2011, 06:06 PM

I knew a Moyle who collected forskins and made his own speedbag...it was a 5x8....but if you rub it, it turned into an 8x11!

:D

paranday

11-17-2011, 06:12 PM

Um, what possessed you to find out it will do that?

Biff

11-17-2011, 06:42 PM

I knew a Moyle who collected forskins and made his own speedbag...it was a 5x8....but if you rub it, it turned into an 8x11!

:D

Speaking of mohels:

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Speedbag

11-17-2011, 08:44 PM

I knew a Moyle who collected forskins and made his own speedbag...it was a 5x8....but if you rub it, it turned into an 8x11!

:D

That's not too hard to believe. My dad had a magic wallet for years. when you rubbed it, it would turn into a suitcase. I never knew till the rabbi explained it to me.

:rolleyes: