Below are some takeoffs on a few holiday classics. Hope they bring a smile to your face during the holiday season.
For those of you who are new, this was last year's thread.
For those of you who are new, this was last year's thread.
Santa Claus is Coming to Town
You better punch well,
You better not lag.
Better not smell,
When hitting the bag.
Alan Kahn is coming to watch.
He sees you when you’re punching,
He hears when you’re off beat.
He knows if you’ve punched bad or good,
So punch good, and do not cheat.
O! You better punch well,
You better not lag.
Better not smell,
When hitting that bag.
Alan Kahn is coming to watch.
Alan Kahn is coming to watch.
You better not lag.
Better not smell,
When hitting the bag.
Alan Kahn is coming to watch.
He sees you when you’re punching,
He hears when you’re off beat.
He knows if you’ve punched bad or good,
So punch good, and do not cheat.
O! You better punch well,
You better not lag.
Better not smell,
When hitting that bag.
Alan Kahn is coming to watch.
Alan Kahn is coming to watch.
Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
Swivels mounted on a big old drum,
Speed bags hanging on the hooks,
Outside baggers getting frostbit and numb,
Folks buy up all Alan’s books.
Every bagger knows, that practice and some bag control,
Help to make their punching bright.
Newbie folks, with no skills to extol,
May find it hard to get it right.
We know that Alan’s on his way,
He’s loaded lots of books and CDs on his sleigh,
And every bagger’s eye is going to tear,
Should that Alan Kahn really not appear
And so keep bagging and never stop,
Each day punch an hour, maybe two,
Although you bag it seems til you drop
Keep on baggin, yes you.
Speed bags hanging on the hooks,
Outside baggers getting frostbit and numb,
Folks buy up all Alan’s books.
Every bagger knows, that practice and some bag control,
Help to make their punching bright.
Newbie folks, with no skills to extol,
May find it hard to get it right.
We know that Alan’s on his way,
He’s loaded lots of books and CDs on his sleigh,
And every bagger’s eye is going to tear,
Should that Alan Kahn really not appear
And so keep bagging and never stop,
Each day punch an hour, maybe two,
Although you bag it seems til you drop
Keep on baggin, yes you.
Let it Snow!
Now our speedbag we give a whacking,
Oh it takes a good shellacking.
And since we promised not to lag,
Let us Bag, let us Bag, let us Bag!
Keep on hitting it non-stopping,
The bladder shows no sign of popping.
Be sure your arms do not sag.
Let us Bag, let us Bag, let us Bag!
When we finally get it right,
How we’ll love showing all our new skill.
But if you fly high as a kite.
Remember be sure to chill.
We tire, we slow down punching,
And we try, we still try crunching.
But as long as we do not drag,
Let us Bag, let us Bag, let us Bag!
Oh it takes a good shellacking.
And since we promised not to lag,
Let us Bag, let us Bag, let us Bag!
Keep on hitting it non-stopping,
The bladder shows no sign of popping.
Be sure your arms do not sag.
Let us Bag, let us Bag, let us Bag!
When we finally get it right,
How we’ll love showing all our new skill.
But if you fly high as a kite.
Remember be sure to chill.
We tire, we slow down punching,
And we try, we still try crunching.
But as long as we do not drag,
Let us Bag, let us Bag, let us Bag!
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